From theWildWaffle. This was one of the first Humans are Weird/Space Orcs/HFY stories I wrote. I played softball and getting hit in the face a time or two may have inspired this. Am I super proud of the animation quality and blocking on this one? Not really. What I am proud of is finally getting…

From theWildWaffle. #hfy #cpr #humansareweird CPR is just humans’ way of straight-up fighting death in hand-to-hand combat. Remember, if you ever see someone who needs CPR, have someone (point to and tell them directly) to call emergency services while you perform bone-crunching heart squishes to the beat of "Staying Alive." Stay safe out there! This…

From theWildWaffle. #hfy #humansareweird Who hasn’t smushed their faces into a fluffy kitty? (exception to those with allergies) Just a little shorty of a video while I work on some big projects that are going to take me a while to get done. If you’re interested in reading some Humans are Weird shorts, you can…

From theWildWaffle. #hfy No matter how many groceries, bags, or jugs, humans will haul insanely heavy loads if it means they don’t have to make two trips from the vehicle to storage. Personally, this was me for a long time, but now that the load to carry also includes a small human, I am unfortunately…

From theWildWaffle. Another Official Galactic Guide entry: Earth Report 0147 reviewing automatic doors and some mysterious game or signal humans do when using them. Read other humans are weird and HFY shorts here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21925390

From theWildWaffle. Official Galactic Guide entry: Earth Report My original humans are weird/HFY shorts can be easily read here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21925390/chapters/52331485 There are currently over 60 entries. Some are one-shots, and some are series chapters, Earth Report being one of them. #humansarespaceorcs #humansAreWeird #hfy

From theWildWaffle. "War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse." "How do you figure that, Hawkeye?" "Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?" "Um, sinners, I believe." "Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell, but war is chock full of them –…

From theWildWaffle. Everyone know humans have reputation across the galaxy for their dangerous shenanigans, but did you know their death-world of a home planet produces a fruit that naturally contains bromelain? And that humans love to eat it?! I’ve even seen them put the stuff on pizzas… *shudder* #humansarespaceorcs #humansAreWeird #hfy The original short story…

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From theWildWaffle. Short video from an idea I pitched at work that didn’t go through. Oh well. I won’t let it go to waste anyway. Don’t forget to water your plants! Keep them happy and they’ll keep you humans happy!

From theWildWaffle. Humans are new to the galaxy and they’ve become all the rage. However, as strong, fearsome, loveable, etc as they may be, there are plenty of questions and misunderstandings involving these strange bipeds from a faraway deathworld. This is based on a comment left by JB Blades on one of my other videos,…

From theWildWaffle. Never be afraid to create! No matter what you do and how you do it. You don’t have to create things for others, sometimes you just make or do things that make you happy. Space Calico and some other doodles I’ve made are available on Redbubble https://www.redbubble.com/people/thewildwaffle/ #speedpaint #creativity #animation #neverbeafraid #happy #paint

From theWildWaffle. As they say, the stomach is the quickest way to the heart- and baking is a love language. Thanks to everyone who reached out or commented about doing a sequel to Salted. It may have been a while in the making, and life and work keep me on my toes, but I hope…