From theWildWaffle.

#hfy #cpr #humansareweird
CPR is just humans’ way of straight-up fighting death in hand-to-hand combat. Remember, if you ever see someone who needs CPR, have someone (point to and tell them directly) to call emergency services while you perform bone-crunching heart squishes to the beat of "Staying Alive." Stay safe out there!
This story was actually a prompt idea from someone on aO3. You can read all my humans are weird shorts I post there here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21925390/chapters/52331485
There are currently 70 different story installments (some are continuations, some are stand-alone)